The only place not affected is where The Lawyer was holding a bag against his chest.
|Back of shirt is completely covered.|
|Close-up of the mystery spots.|
The Lawyer, being a non-medical person, said something more probable about a blueberry having possibly escaped into the laundry, which made perfect sense until we realized that the shirt was both uniformly covered and the only piece of clothing affected in the entire wash.
In fact, not even the white undershirts had a single spot on them.
We have scoured the internet, and have no idea what this is. The shirt did not have any marks before it went into the wash, and now that it's dry, it looks like those marks are permanent. We don't really care that this shirt is ruined, but we would like to know what sort of toxic spray/rain we are living and working in.
Obviously, The Lawyer's suggestion of getting sprayed with something led to me being all,
To which he responded,
"Anthrax? WTF...that doesn't even make sense."
And then, I was all,
"THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD LIVE IN VIRGINIA. BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN DC! THERE IS POISON IN THE RAIN! IT'S TERRORISM!"
So, yeah. Can someone please help The Lawyer solve this mystery, because his girlfriend is just vacillating between medical diagnoses of inanimate objects and hysteria--neither of which has been extremely helpful.
(Annnd...500 hits probably just came in from Homeland Security, because I just quoted myself being ridiculous. Sorry, government people! False alarm.)