Step 2: Compose an email with the subject line, "Can we get a tattoo?," and attach the following photo.
Step 3: Wait for a reply.
(Reply sent: "Eww, no! On the upside, it doesn't have the guy's name. That's totally easy to replicate on a new guy.")Step 3: Feign surprise and disgust. Reply appropriately.
You don't love me, clearly. I mean, this is the ULTIMATE in commitment!
Step 4: Think of other interesting and/or appalling things to text and/or email to your girlfriend to look at during study breaks.
Step 5 (DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP): Offer to bring coffee or cupcakes. Or both.