Last night: After using this amazing face cream that he let me use, which suspiciously had the label removed, but for which he said was his "mom's" brand...
Me: Your mom's face cream is amazing! My skin is so soft! Can you tell me where to order? I want to get some for my mom for Christmas.
Him: Dude, stop using it on your face! It's skin toning and tightening. I experimented with it because of my skin and kinda got attached to it...it might be bad for all I know!
Him: It's literally being marketed as a pregnant lady cream now!
Him: I use it because I'm not scared, but I don't really know if it's safe.
Him: And I didn't use that exact one from my mom. I found an ingredient in one of hers and researched and started seeing what others had it. It seemed too complicated to explain, but clearly, I've created a monster.
Me: (undeterred) So basically...you will send me the link? :)
Him: Haha, yes.
Does anyone else find it hilarious that The Lawyer is buying and using experimental face cream from the internet and worse, that he's trying to keep his skin secrets to himself? (I'm telling you, this face cream was AMAZING.)
For inquiring minds who want to know, The Lawyer has agreed to let me post semi-professional pictures for all of you (by "all of you," I really mean my sister, Janice, and Ev! Hello, ladies!) to see. They are coming after finals are over next week. Get excited!