In a tawdry display of some scheduling administrator's warped humor, we had a Cardiac Physiology exam today. On Valentine's Day. Unfortunately for the coupled members of my class, the ill-timing of this prank had a few consequences.
Medical School Classmate 1: When I got home on Saturday, my husband had surprised me by cleaning the house, having dinner planned, putting red roses out, the whole shabang.
Medical School Classmate 2: What did you do for him?
Medical School Classmate 1: I stuck a post-it note to his work bag this morning that said, "I love you."