While doing a routine Google stalk of myself (to make sure that Rich can't find this site), I found this hilarious article. "One of the 3 Million People with the iStethoscope App." just doesn't have the same ring as a blog title.
Also, I probably shouldn't refer to myself as a "girl" in the title of this blog. "Woman" sounds too grown up and mature, though, and "lady" sounds too proper. Why isn't there an intermediate term that means, "sassy, late twenty something who has not yet borne children and is still pleasantly prompted for ID when purchasing alcohol?"